Nice one:
Hello Mr. reader! My name is Arturo, and for today's sale I'm selling this brand-new high tech room also called a bathroom. It has a sacred place in the one you can take good, old, nice and hot showers (This place is called a shower, in case you're not intelligent enough to guess what it is). If you ever feel dirty just turn it on and get ready to be the most popular (and clean) kid in school.
If you think this is not enough, well check this out; IT ALSO HAS A SACRED PLACE IN THE ONE YOUR HANDS CAN TAKE MINI-SHOWERS! Whenever your hands feel dirty, just turn it on and get ready to become the most popular kid with the cleanest hands in the whole world!
If you still think this is not enough, well... get ready for the most exciting pooping experience of your life!!! This invention was designed by the NASA'S most intelligent monkey (I can't metion his name or he will kill me with his lame brain powers). This brnd-new invention is called a toillete. Whenever you eat too much, just sit on the toillete and get rid of whatever you have to get rid of (poop, in case you are not intelligent enough). When you're done, just wipe you're bottom with your hand, floor, etc... and press the nice shinny button at the top left corner of the toillete. Look back at the water and... WHAT!?! where did my poop go!?! Well, it's simple (and fun), pushing the button makes the toillet absorb whatever you had to get rid of. This process is called "flushing the toillete" (Congratullations, you just flushed the toillete, in case you did not notice). Whenever your poop is too fat to get absorbed by the toillete, just use this new invention designed by the least intelligent monkey in the street (I can't mention his name or he'll hit me with his stick... Rawl. Ooops! I just mentioned his name!). This invention is called a "scooper", you can use it to... I forgot how to use it, but you can use it the way Rawl does.......................................................As a nice fancy hat.
If you think this isn't enough, well... I hate you. OREDER NOW!!! Just dial
555-MONKEY-NASA and get it for a reasonable price; your house, your wife, your sister, your dog and your life.
PLEASE DON'T NOTE: Walls not included.
Bad one:
Hello, I'm selling you a toillete. It has a shower, a hand-washer thingy, a toillete and a scooper. Just call 555-MONKEY-NASA. PLEAS DO NOT NOTE: walls not included.
BY ARTURO THE GREAT
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2 comments:
LOL very funny, though frankly I wouldn't dream of buying that room: i mean, one thing is a bathroom with NO WALLS, but a scooper?! And btw, toilette is in french. ;-)
Pretty good. There are some parts I didn't understand though. Next time you should use Microsoft Word's spell checker. I found it to be funny.
AE
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